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Smithsonian Employee Arrested Atfer Raping 2500-year Old Egyptian Mummy

A security guard of the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History was arrested last Thursday, for allegedly having sex with one of the mummies of the Egyptian exhibition. 44-year old James Monroe, has worked as a night watchman for the reputed museum for the last nine years, and was almost considered a model employee until his divorce two years ago.



According to his colleagues, he suddenly became very depressed and short-tempered, and began behaving rather strangely. On two occasions, his superior even noticed that one of the mummies seemed to have been damaged during his watch, leading to the installation of some new video cameras.
The images captured by these cameras were far more disturbing than what his boss expected.
The cameras caught Mr. Monroe on Monday evening, opening the glass display case protecting the 2500-year old Egyptian mummy, lying down on top of it and sexually aggressing it. The Smithsonian fired the watchman and  brought the images to the police, filing charges against their former employee for indecent exposure and destruction of property.

“The security video that the Smithsonian has provided us is really disgusting,” says D.C Police Chief, Cathy Lynn Lanier. “I understand that the mummy is not really a victim of sex crimes, but his behavior certainly caused some damages to the property of the Smithsonian, therefore, his behavior is criminal. And let’s be honest, I think he really needs help.”
Mr Monroe will undergo a psychiatric assessment before the beginning of the court procedures, in order to determine if he is able to stand trial.
This process should take a few weeks, meaning Mr Monroe will probably come back in court only in March.

Credit: World News Daily Report.

37 comments:

  1. Well, to be fair she didn't say 'no', and isn't that the same as saying 'yes'? Besides, she was clearly being provocative laying there all naked like that. I think we have a case of almost consensual sex here. #truelove #maydecemberromance

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  2. You're almost as disgusting as the guy who just engaged in Necrophilia with a Mummified Corpse

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  3. Wtf did I just read o.0

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  4. Maybe she was telling him to do it

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  5. He gave a stiffy some stiffy.

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  6. In http://lolnada.org/b/ we support the free love.

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  7. It's a Pharaoh cop, but will he beat the rap?

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  8. It's a Pharaoh cop, but will he beat the rap?

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  9. Apparently he tried to grab her by the Nefertiti

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  10. But, did the mummy consent? Was it male or female? The people wants to know...

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    1. The mummy was male, because to my knowledge,only males of power had the right hand folded on top. I could be wrong though, but I do believe that to be male.

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  11. Try writing your own articles.... or how about giving credit for the original article posted.

    Original Post: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/smithsonian-employee-accused-of-raping-2500-year-old-mummy/comment-page-9/#comment-395458

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  12. not so simple.u guys see his eyes.as if like got some cursed in him.and i suppose he under some form of curse by the mummy since he is guarding her.not so simple.the mummy got some curse in her.

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  13. That's just bad reporting. There is no way you can say it's rape, its necrophilia. If you want to be a reporter don't make up headlines to get clicks. Just report what happened. I would have red this with a different title.

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  14. Funny,but fake. Lol. This is from worldnewsdailyreport.com, which is a known fake news site.

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  15. The fact that his name is the same as the fifth president makes the whole thing all the more ridiculous

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  16. "But, but.... It's her fault. She was so horny. She didn't have sex for 2500 years."

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  17. That's hot
    I can't stop masterbaiting

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  18. Lol, crazy fuck, ok lets try a limerick:
    There Once Was A Guard at the Smithsonian
    A Mummy, He Put His "Bologna"-In
    While Zipping His Fly,
    He Said With A Sigh;
    "Now that's how you make Plutonium"

    lol, ok the last part needs work but you try to rhyme something with Smithsonian and bologna-in!

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