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Rapper 'Slim Jesus' Killed In Drive-By Shooting And Later "Crucified"


HAMILTON, OHIO – After being shot in a drive-by shooting, we have learned that the 18 year-old rapper ‘Slim Jesus’, real name Easton Phillips, has been killed “crucifixion style” outside his Hamilton home Friday afternoon.

Rising to popularity just a few days ago, Slim Jesus has been getting much attention after releasing his song “Drill Time”. Dubbed the “White Cheif Keef” and the “New Eminem”, millions of people on social media sites like Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook have tuned in to talk about Slim Jesus. Sadly, Slim Jesus’ reign did not last, as he was shot in front of his home as he was shooting a new music video.

Slim Jesus was filming a new music video in front of his Hamilton home when a car drove by and fired shots. Three bullets hit Slim Jesus, killing him. Upon being killed, his friends scattered. At that point, the car came back and placed the body of Slim Jesus on a small cross, and nailed his hands and feet to the cross, very similar to how Jesus Christ was crucified. Authorities also discovered “I wanna be Jesus so bad” written on Slim Jesus stomach in black spray paint.

“We knew this would happen”, said Slim Jesus’ mother Katherine Phillips, “Ever since we discovered a Chief Keef CD in his little room. Ever since he came home and told me “aye mom call me slim Jesus from now on”.

Authorities are currently investigating the murder and searching for the perpetrators.

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